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mildlyamused:

oh man wouldn’t it be GREAT if Hollywood gave Medusa the movie treatment and showed her as the tragic wronged hero she was? Just chillin’ out as a just a ordinary woman until Poseidon raped her in Athena’s temple and instead of being like “DUDE UNCLE NO WTF ARE YOU DOING?!” and smiting him, Athena punished the victim and turned her into a monster with snakes for hair…only wait Athena isn’t an idiot and how could she even punish the god of the sea? But she could give Medusa the power to make sure no man ever laid a goddamn finger on her again. Until Perseus traipsed in and fucked it all up. Way to go idiot. I bet if you’d just asked nicely she might have turned shit to stone for you.

Beach volleyball with the Karasuno boys

thelivster:

niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

I reblogged this for the third time. I regret nothing.

c2oh:

"what’s wrong, man, you look like you’ve seen a ghost."

homosexual-titan:

ratchet-heichou:

ratchet-heichou:

what do you call your upperclassman who likes math

sen3.14

FUCK THIS JOKE

manaphy:

if you do giveaways you deserve a pat on the back cause i cant even give up a cheeto without hesitation or regret 

disneybombshell:

loveylittleone:

youcantseemyinsidefeels:

dreamingofdoctorwho:

kaminas-spirit:

lolshtus:

Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions 

apparently its been proven that animals will react to the cries of children regardless of what child it is. like wolves will react to human baby cries and even deer will react to human baby cries. they’ll try to find the child to help it. its some motherly instinct thing that all mammals share or something like that.

im not sure where i heard this but i think it was from psychology book my friend was reading.

There was one little boy who fell into the gorilla pen at a zoo and he just laid there and cried and this HUGE alpha male gorilla (or whatever the dominant gorilla is called) went over and actually stood watch over the little boy to make sure none of the other gorillas attacked him. 

It has to be a mammal (deer won’t react to baby birds, for example) but yes this is true ^^

so basically it’s the same reaction we get when we see baby mammals

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

t-asuna2000:

kubiko:

Artist and stamp creator Nakashima723 has put together an instructional graphic to help defend against unwanted sexual advances. The image, which has been shared 16,406 times, illustrates four specific defenses that could be used if a target finds themselves trapped between a wall and their attacker. The suggestions are based specifically on the difference between the attacker and defender’s height.

Image 1 If your attacker is approximately your height, with both arms blocking an exit, a swift jab to the tender armpit can cause a great deal of pain.

Image 2 In this position, where the individual is slightly taller than you, the image recommends a punch to the solar plexus. The solar plexus is right under the breastbone and a blow to it causes the feeling of having the wind knocked out of you.

Image 3 If you find yourself trapped with someone a head taller than you, the picture recommends a classic uppercut to the chin.

Image 4 In the last image, when facing someone significantly taller than you, the image shows a jumping headbutt to the chin. Please note that headbutting someone is risky, as it can injure both parties depending on what part of the head comes in contact.

Besides self-defense techniques, Nakashima723 also illustrates stickers on LINE and other examples of the pros and cons of height differences.

[Via Kai-You]

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